Instead of boring you with a generic About Me page, here are a few facts about me:

I’m a native to Colorado, but have found my forever home in Chicago.
I have a bottomless pit of puns.
I’m a firm believer in use of the Oxford comma, em dashes, and ampersands.
I originally wanted to be an art director, but turns out I’m colorblind 🤷‍♂️
I’ve acted, written, and performed stand-up at The Second City. My mom is scared to come see me take the stage though. I honestly don’t blame her.
I flew a plane when I was 3 years old. Landing it though is a different story.
Proud dog dad to my sweet, derpy, and lovable Great Dane, Winona. (Click here to boop her nose)

That’s just scratching the surface. I’ll save the rest for later.